JLo has worse credit than me!

http://netscape.fool.com/News/mft/2005/mft05112120.htm?logvisit=y&npu=y&source=eptnetlnk308100

Now I do the Happy Dance of Joy!

Today I will begin compiling the list of people that will be shipped over the "Island of People I Hate," once I take over the world.

1. JLo
2. JLo's Mom
3. Mary Kate
4. Ashley
5. Kathie Lee
6. Dr. Phil (fat bastard should NOT have a diet book out)
7. Paris Hilton
8. Lindsay Lohan
9. Bill O'Reilly (crazy m-effer)
10. Pat Robertson
11. 5 people from middle/high school - DC,CE,NS,SD,AP Just for making my life miserable for 6 years
12. The guy that invented the CD/DVD case wrappers. I HATE that guy.

But on a more positive note, did you see the article about the guy in Westborough, MA that left his car unlocked in a commuter parking lot, and when he got back, found a $15,000 engagement ring with a ribbon and a note attached sitting on his car seat?

Some poor, heartbroken guy left it there as a gift...
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?flok=ns-tos-news-h-06&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20051215%2F1644574245.htm&sc=1120

Whenever I leave my car anywhere, the most I get is a flyer for car insurance. I'm moving to Westborough.

Dear Ladies and Gentleman,

I have a new job. I think I'll keep it for a while. I like it.

Things that pissed me off today:

The mondo SUV that tailgated me in the parking garage.

The little Matchbox Prius that I tailgated at my condo complex.

My feet hurting in my favorite boots.

Things that made me happy today:

Realizing that I am WAY prettier than Amy Pascal (head of Sony)...oof!

My Christmas Tree.

Looking forward to going home. I miss the east coast - a lot lately. And I've got a lot of people I'd like to see this time.

Realizing that I am perfectly happy with my life right now, at this moment, sitting here watching a weird Burt Reynolds movie where he hires a woman to have a baby for him. Hmmm.

Oh, one last thing.

I would like to say a word in memory of my special little friend who recently left this world:

Dear Short Bus,

You were a sweet little fish. You were a good pet, and a good mentor to Chachi. You will be missed terribly by those that loved you.

I got a job.

That's all the info I'm going to share at this time...it is a good job, with a good friend and decent people (at least, at first meeting).

There is someone I owe very much for this job and someone I owe very much for helping through this time. I don't know how I can repay them.

I am a little gun-shy at this juncture. There will be no celebrating until I'm sure this is working out. I'll let everyone know where I am sometime in March...

Tonight, I am sitting here watching SUPERSIZE ME.

My stomach is turning watching it, and I feel guilty about everything I've eaten today. Today I ate a large salad that I made, some brown rice and a banana. I drank 4 glasses of water and 2 cups of Lipton hot tea. I don't even eat fast food, and I feel guilty and unhealthy and poisoned.

Morgon Spurlock did a great job...I feel like I shouldn't eat at all anymore.

Hurting today...

A few lessons I've clearly yet to learn:

A PITCHER of margarita on an empty stomach = BAD. BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD

I got about 4 hours of sleep last night, spread between the hours of 1am and 9am.

And while worshipping at the Church of St. Plumbing, I realized that there is absolutely NO point of getting drunk anymore.

My poor tummy.