JLo has worse credit than me!

http://netscape.fool.com/News/mft/2005/mft05112120.htm?logvisit=y&npu=y&source=eptnetlnk308100

Now I do the Happy Dance of Joy!

Today I will begin compiling the list of people that will be shipped over the "Island of People I Hate," once I take over the world.

1. JLo
2. JLo's Mom
3. Mary Kate
4. Ashley
5. Kathie Lee
6. Dr. Phil (fat bastard should NOT have a diet book out)
7. Paris Hilton
8. Lindsay Lohan
9. Bill O'Reilly (crazy m-effer)
10. Pat Robertson
11. 5 people from middle/high school - DC,CE,NS,SD,AP Just for making my life miserable for 6 years
12. The guy that invented the CD/DVD case wrappers. I HATE that guy.

But on a more positive note, did you see the article about the guy in Westborough, MA that left his car unlocked in a commuter parking lot, and when he got back, found a $15,000 engagement ring with a ribbon and a note attached sitting on his car seat?

Some poor, heartbroken guy left it there as a gift...
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?flok=ns-tos-news-h-06&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20051215%2F1644574245.htm&sc=1120

Whenever I leave my car anywhere, the most I get is a flyer for car insurance. I'm moving to Westborough.