Dear Ladies and Gentleman,

I have a new job. I think I'll keep it for a while. I like it.

Things that pissed me off today:

The mondo SUV that tailgated me in the parking garage.

The little Matchbox Prius that I tailgated at my condo complex.

My feet hurting in my favorite boots.

Things that made me happy today:

Realizing that I am WAY prettier than Amy Pascal (head of Sony)...oof!

My Christmas Tree.

Looking forward to going home. I miss the east coast - a lot lately. And I've got a lot of people I'd like to see this time.

Realizing that I am perfectly happy with my life right now, at this moment, sitting here watching a weird Burt Reynolds movie where he hires a woman to have a baby for him. Hmmm.

Oh, one last thing.

I would like to say a word in memory of my special little friend who recently left this world:

Dear Short Bus,

You were a sweet little fish. You were a good pet, and a good mentor to Chachi. You will be missed terribly by those that loved you.