Douchebag.

I think it might be my new favorite word. And, thanks to my boss, Pete, we have a new derivative of the term that gives me endless pleasure - Douche Bumps. As in, 'That guy gives me douche bumps.'

I bring this up because last night, I had a weird dream. A dream that featured one of the biggest douchebags I've ever known. Matt and the folks from the 'boro, you'll get this - I had a dream with Duncan Campbell in it. And even in my dream he was being just his dirty, nasty, douchbaggiest-self.

And it got me thinking - I know quite a lot of people like this. So I've compiled a list. Some people are douchebags. Some give me the douche bumps. And yes, woman can earn the title 'douchebag' as well. Although I'll admittedly add the term "whorish" to it.

Feel free to add if you want.

Celebrity Douche Bags:

Kevin Federline
Tom Cruise
Pete Dougherty
That weird British chick, Jordan (whorish)
Ben Affleck
Wilmer Valderrrrrrrama
Paris Hilton (whorish)
Lindsay Hohan (coke-snorting, genital crabs-spreading)

Wedding Madness...

So, on Saturday, I was at the wedding of two wonderful friends. But the world was watching this:



Two questions - how did she get shorter than him? My theory is that her right leg is stuck out in front of his legs, and both knees are slightly bent to give him the illusion of height.

The second thing is - do they not look that fancy? I mean, seriously...it's her wedding day. She married the most famous movie star EVER. She's got the entire world watching. So, why does her hair look like she just woke up? She looked better wearing the beachball than she did in this picture.

The third thing - why was this top billing over:

"IF I DID IT"



"IF I DID IT?????????" WHAT THE FUCK??!!

Uh, I didn't do it. But if I did, here's how?

Rupert Murdoch apparently decided NOT to air the special. Thank FUCKING god.

Part 3 of the great Wedding Season of '06...

Congratulations to Jessica and Connie, the new Mrs. & Mrs. Brown-Marshall!



(a better pic to come)

...As Promised...







Can't figure out why these are small, though. Help?

A pictorial of our weekend - note the progression:)









More to come...

Congratulations to Tom and Jeanne Worster!

VEGAS, BABY!

Had a fantastic trip to Vegas this weekend with the gals - Cheryl, Melinda and Elease. Got off to a bit of a rough start, hitting a possum on the freeway about 1 mile from home, but then, it was smooth sailing.

Tom and Jeanne's wedding was lovely, intimate, and only suffered from one small fire that Melinda heroically put out after a brief attempt at blowing it out with mouthful of food.

We hit TAO, at the Venetian - escorted in by a friend of Mel's, Mike (THANKS MIKE!). We walked in and didn't even PAUSE in line - I felt like L.Lo and Paris, without being a slutty hoebag.

4am, stumbled back to the hotel.

Living the rockstar life!