Douchebag.

I think it might be my new favorite word. And, thanks to my boss, Pete, we have a new derivative of the term that gives me endless pleasure - Douche Bumps. As in, 'That guy gives me douche bumps.'

I bring this up because last night, I had a weird dream. A dream that featured one of the biggest douchebags I've ever known. Matt and the folks from the 'boro, you'll get this - I had a dream with Duncan Campbell in it. And even in my dream he was being just his dirty, nasty, douchbaggiest-self.

And it got me thinking - I know quite a lot of people like this. So I've compiled a list. Some people are douchebags. Some give me the douche bumps. And yes, woman can earn the title 'douchebag' as well. Although I'll admittedly add the term "whorish" to it.

Feel free to add if you want.

Celebrity Douche Bags:

Kevin Federline
Tom Cruise
Pete Dougherty
That weird British chick, Jordan (whorish)
Ben Affleck
Wilmer Valderrrrrrrama
Paris Hilton (whorish)
Lindsay Hohan (coke-snorting, genital crabs-spreading)