They keep coming and coming and coming...

Welcome to the world!

Isla Maeve Meehan-Smith (1/14/07)



And

Luke Jackson LaPira (1/17/07)

January 17, 2007. It snowed today in Malibu and West L.A.

GOLDEN GLOBES 2007

Helen Mirren - of course. She's friggin brilliant. She won for 'Elizabeth 1' but I saw 'The Queen' and she blew my mind.

Emily Blunt - ok. Good enough. 'My Summer of Love' was decent. Didn't see the movie she won for...Meh.

Hugh Laurie - Fun show. Good vote. Get Shalhoub off his high fucking horse. Trust me...it DOES affect how you are as a person.

America Ferrera - FUCKING AMEN!! God bless the HFPA! She has been goddamn amazing in 'Ugly Betty.' It's about time someone one for really portraying a person who is succeeding REGARDLESS of her weight and beauty.

Alec Baldwin -Meh. Don't watch the show.

Jeremy Irons - Yes, we get it. British actors are better than most American ones. But SERIOUSLY, People. Chewitel Ejiofor is friggin awesome. Love Actually, Kinky Boots, Tsunami - friggin brilliant. Should've won.

Bill Nighy - loved him in his other crap. Didn't see Gideon's Daughter. But okay. Not bad.

Kyra Sedgwick - Meh. Ok, I guess.

Prince - Meh. But JT was pretty funny.

Jennifer Hudson - I just saw 'Dreamgirls.' HOLY SHIT. It's fucking good. Go see it. Go see it!!!!!!!

Sasha Baron Cohen - Good god - to laugh that hard and STILL walk out thinking about the state of this country? Amen!

Martin Scorcese - Ok. He deserves this after the lifetime of his work that has blown my mind. The Departed was amazing.

Best film? Not going to weigh in on that. Too Subjective. 2007 was slightly disappointing, to say the least. But I will say this: let's keep these films under 2 hours - the fucking 24oz sodas can't compete!

Also, I'm drunk right now. Yes. It's 10:18 on a Monday night. But I also slammed my fingers in a very heavy window. So leave me alone!!!

Go Sasha!

Note to all Award Show Technical Directors....

Please stop showing close-ups of this shit-smelling, lemon-chewing, sourpuss face that belongs to a second-rate actress that should never have gotten another role after Jerry McGuire.




P.S. My take on the 2007 Golden Globes will follow the telecast...

Last night, I saw Children of Men...A fast-paced, visceral film that touches on so many of the issues we have today but still manages to explore the damage we are doing to the near future.

I sitll haven't gotten it out of my head.

Go see it. Go. See. It.

Vent Alert:

I am going to vent. I'm going to use bad language. If you are easily offended, stop reading.



I work in Hollywood. Everyone knows it's a cutthroat business ("it's show business, not show friendship").

But I just can't take another moment of those little pisher brown-nosers who shove themselves so far up the big bosses' asses that the boss can't fart without hitting them in the forehead.

There is a person, who will remain nameless, who models underwear online, who I work with. She has decided that she wants someone else's job. A job that should rightly belong to only 2 people. So she does everything she can to make us look like idiot assholes. And she uses her position to shove herself into meetings that she has absolutely no purpose for being in, unless they are looking for a little girl to suck off every male executive in the building. (well, know, I'll be fair. I'm sure many of those female executives wouldn't mind a little down south action as well). She has positioned herself to be taken along on a trip that I'd rather tie her up and pull a 'Swimming With Sharks" than sit back and smile while she goes.

I fucking hate this little brown-nosing bitch. Perhaps it's a weakness I have that I don't feel the need to belittle myself for promotions. That I don't need to strip down to my underwear to move up in this business.

But I've also never been fired for talking shit about someone either. She has. Not so perfect, is she? How do I maintain my dignity while she steals everything I and my friend have been working for?

Is it worth maintaining my dignity for a promotion?

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www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com

www.mulletsgalore.com

and...

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule