Things that Piss Me Off, part 117.

1. Calling a company's 1-800 number and having some heavily accent guy in INDIA named Sean (yeah, Sean. I've met a TON of Indian Seans) provide me with excellent customer service. And by excellent, I mean where I can't understand him, and when he repeats himself, he does it in such a condescending tone that it's clear he believes that I am just another stupid American.

2. Drivers who honk at you when you don't pull up into the area on the street marked "KEEP CLEAR" because they want to get that extra 2.5" feet further forward. Usually, they are on a cell phone, smoking a cigarette and applying eye makeup while they do so.

3. Humidity. I left the east coast because of the humidity. So what the hell is it doing here?

4. Hangovers. Don't really have much to say about that 'cept I wish I didn't have 2 this past weekend. Oops!