I think the charm of Hollywood has worn off on me.

Today I told off "Javier" from Felicity. You may also have seen him from such hits at "My Big Fat Greek Wedding," and "Connie and Carla." He is also better known as Nia Vardalos' husband.

He was blocking my way on the sidewalk in Larchmont. I was in a hurry. I was not happy that he and his friends were blocking a 5 foot section of sidewalk, which is already such a celebrity 'hotspot' that you can't fart and not hit someone famous.

I might have accidentally growled at him too.

Yesterday I almost bit my tongue in half to keep from shouting, "WHY ME???" when I walked past Nancy Kerrigan on the lot.

Is that wrong?

I think I need a little vacation. I need to go somewhere that's not here. Anyone have any good suggestions?

The "Island Of People I Hate" is getting pretty crowded now. I think I might have to colonize somewhere and add a satellite island. There, I will place the worst of the worst celebrities, and hit them with 98% polyester shirts and make them use gas station bathrooms.